About the Author : Nur Shah, Muslim, 1994, Singapore, contactable @ 86190420



Thursday, March 10, 2011

Plush By Stone Temple Pilots

Hello there! I have not been bloging for some time because my internet has been down and I've been playing Napoleon Total War for a few days. Oh yeah, I've been playing street soccer with some upper secondary Fuchun Boys. My fitness has gone down dramatically and my skills also decreased. So here's a post about the 7 "requirements" that I look for to be my girlfriend. To make it easier for me to remember those 7 "requirement", I have come up with a simple acronym - I CB CREW. The "CB" part was partly coincidental

1ST - Interests

Why interests? The more time a couple spends time together, the closer they get. The closer they get, the better they uderstand each other. Turn Ons - Listens to Metal and Rock, active in sports, plays board games, tries new and a variety of activities. Turn Offs - Shopping, clubbing

2ND - Character

I'm not going to say stupid things like I want a loyal girlfriend and so on because those are the obvious. Turn Ons - Organized, efficient, horny,simple, direct, not lazy and not hardworking. Turn Offs - Insecure, vain, argumentative, spendthrift and flirtacious

3RD - Beauty

Long hair, no glasses, acceptable weight :) 1 more thing, I dun't like black woman.

4TH - Connections

I have a disgusting family background and that's basically why I don't want a girlfriend with a bad family background. It'll really make me go mad till the point of suicide or murder. I also do not like it when my girlfriend has enemies because it's very immature.

5TH - Religion

I don't mind marrying woman of different races provided of course they don't convert to Islam because of me.

6TH - Education

Minimum level of education should be a diploma

7TH - Wealth

I want a PLUSH life. A big house with fine architecture, a handful of exotic cars and of course money but I placed this at the last because I am going to provide that wealth!

I've wrote down this post so that this will be my checklist. I admit that I am hard to get and there's a good reason for that, I don't want to make the same stupid mistake my mother made twice.

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