Creep By Radiohead

More than half a billion people use facebook. I use facebook and so do my siblings and so do you. Well I've watched The Social Network and it's not a good movie if you don't use facebook. One thing I like the most about the movie is that I learnt more about the founder of facebook. For your information, I don't care about the co-founder. Another thing I found out was that facebook was created after friendster was created. The most suprising information I got though was that facebook was created out of anger and it is no suprise that Mark Zuckerberg is a Jew.

I log into my facebook about 3 times a day. When I log in, the first thing I do is see the notifications and messages. The next thing I do is see a few people profiles and if I'm bored, I would see the posts at the home page.

Akashah, my brother, is more addicted to facebook than me. This is because he has more active facebook friends and he has a talkative mouth. His post are usually about everyday stuffs and the first thing he does when he switches on the computer is to log onto facebook. Before he finishes using the comp, he would sign into facebook again to check for any notifications and that's when he tend to forget about the time.

My sister, Shahzani, is not active on facebook. I think she logs into facebook about 3 times a week. However, the major difference between her and me and my brother is that she's the only one that play facebook games. The only thing that can stop one from playing facebook game is one's maturity and unfortunately, she's immature, but she's not immature considering that she's o nly 12 years old.

There are many bad effects of using facebook. Having no facebook account will drastically change your life. The most bad effect would be wasting your time. Some people who are seriously addicted to facebook spend about 5 hours a day on facebook. 1 month, he would have wasted about about 150 hours and 1 year would be 1800 hours. That's 1800 hours for goodness sake and that's only for a year. The second most bad efffect would be the facebook paranoia. Every hour, you would log into your facebook to check for notifications and view many people's profiles. Even with your girlfriend, you would still check your facebook through your iphone and this is common among many young couples. The third most bad effect would be your privacy being molested. Those scary CREEP, would go to great lengths to "get" you. There are many other bad effects of facebook and an interesting fact is, in Singapore, 82% of divorces are due to facebook.

Type in these keywords to be inspired to get off facebook "you need to get of facebook". One can't just delete one's facebook all of a sudden because then, one will feel the urge to create another account. It's something like smoking and drinking, one's just can't quit all of a sudden.

Hips Don't Lie By Shakira

On the 24th of April, I watched a documentary entitled The Science of Sex Appeal and the most suprising fact was that we love certain things about the opposite sex is because of the opposite's ability to produce offsprings and taking care of them.

Most beautiful women go for alpha males and the reason is because they feel secure with them but the scientific reason is because the alpha males are the ones who protect the offsprings. Besides the ideal male being muscular, he must also be a man of status and wealth and this is not because woman are greedy, but it's rather because he can support his family. Tall males with deep voice are appealing because they are masculine. Certain woman are attracted to certain odour of men but they are not attrated to the odour of their males relatives at all. An attractive male is one who walks with broad shoulders swagging and this is attractive because it shows his muscularity and confidence.

Why are breasts attractive? Many have asked, but few know the scientific reason to it. The scientific reason to it is that women with'appealing breasts can feed their babies with milk. This was a suprise to me because who would have thought it would be related to it. I used to think that we males were attracted to breasts because they we always shown everywhere in public and we males don't have breasts. The hips of woman are appealing to males because it shows that they have gone through puberty meaning that they can produce offsprings. The ideal length of the hips to the stomach of a woman is to 7 to 10 but research have shown that the smalle the waist of woman, the more attractive she is. However, having a waist to hips ratio of 6 to 10 is rarely seen in human history. When a woman ovulates, males appear to be more attractive to her and the scientific reason for this is because she is the most fertile stage to produce offsprings. A woman who swags her hips when she is walking is attractive because it show that she has large hips. So basically, a woman's HIPS DON'T LIE.

The scientific standard to measure the beauty of a person is the person must have a symmetrical face and a face with the golden ratio. Do not ask me about how to find a person face's golden ratio because they explained it too fast in the programme. Another interesting conclusion from the research is that we attract people about the same standard as our attractiveness.

Ladies Love Country Boys By Trace Adkins

Over the school holidays I've watched 4 seasons of apprentice. I only planned to watch season 7 because there was Gene Simmons, the lead singer of Kiss and also because I watched only the 1st episode some days before O levels started at the television. After watching season 7, I got kind of addicted to apprentice and I watched a few more seasons.

Season 7

Season 7 is Celebrity Apprentice where celebrities compete against each other to get donations to charities of their cause. The last one standing would get a generous cheque of $250000 from Donald Trump. Season 7 was the best because of Piers Morgan and Omarosa. From season 7, I started listening to music produced by the runner-up Trace Adkins. The winner of season 7 is Piers Morgan.

Season 9

Season 9 is also Celebrity Apprentice and I watched this season because there were some celebrities I know. These celebrities are Bret Michaels, Goldberg, Cyndi Lauper and Sharon Osbourne. The winner is Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison and this bloody shows that not all rockers are dumb and lazy. Its kind of cool to see Trace Adkins giving support to Bret Michaels because both of them have that cowboy image and LADIES LOVE COUNTRY BOYS , good-hearted guys and both participated in apprentice because of their daughters.

Season 10

I told myself that I am not going to watch anymore apprentice but I decided to watch season 10 because season 10 were about participants that were once very successful but became devastated by the wall crash. One thing I noticed about season 10 is that the participants are all very defensive and I am very impressed when Brandy gave an incredible answer to Mr Trump on why she should be hired.

Junior Apprentice

Junior apprentice was one worth watching because I am junior and they all look so cute in their professional clothes. 1 thing I hate about junior apprentice is that it's British. I do not like British apprentice because there's a narrator and Alan Sugar always mixes up the team. I am very proud that the Indian guy won the junior apprentice because he's asian, has a cool hairstyle and is Asian.

Watching apprentice really helps me because I'm in RP, and in RP, it's always group work and presentations. Watching apprentice also killed my holiday boredom and I also learned from their mistakes. Why isn't there a Singapore Apprentice?

Slither By Velvet Revolver

Damn it man, internet is lagging and because of that, I can't play Need for Speed World. So to kill my boredom, I'm gonna post again, this time, it's about my Top 7 favourite wrestlers.

1ST - Undertaker
I love everything about him. His persona,relevance to death, the all black theme, the serious impassive face and especially the hardcore wrestling with blood splattered in your face. Also known as The Phenom & The Deadman, his finishing moves are chokeslam, hell's gate, last ride, and of course tombstone piledriver. His real name is Mark William Calaway and hails from Houston, Texas which explains his cowboy hat.

2ND - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Snakes SLITHER and so does Stone Cold when he unleashes his finishing move, the Stone Cold stunner. Stun gun and million dollar dream are also his finishing moves. The fued between him and Vince Mcmahon was the greatest in WWE history and for that I've placed him at the 2nd spot. His real name is Steve James Anderson and comes from Edna, Texas. Since Stone Cold left WWE, WWE became bullshit because there was so much talking and little hard core wrestling. His nickname though is the Texas rattlesnake.

3RD - Shawn Michaels
Not one of the biggest body, but he's in the hall of fame. Full of energy and a no nonsense attitude, that's why he's 3rd. Pity all the wrestlers who have been sweet chin music-ed by him because it looks like it really hurts. His real name is Michael Shawn Hickenbottom. He was born is Chandler, Arizona but grew up in San Antonio, Texas which again explains the cowboy hat. I am so gonna buy for myself a cowboy hat when I grow up. Other of his finishers are modified figure four leglock and teardrop suplex. His nicknames are the heart break kid and showstopper.

4TH - Triple H
Triple H + Shawn Michaels = D-Generation X > Undertaker + Kane = Brothers of Destruction. Not many know this but Triple H is a simplified version of his original ring name Hunter Hearst Helmsley. His real name though is Paul Michael Levesque and is born in Nashua, New Hampshire. His finsihers are pedigree and pedigree pandemonium. His nicknames are the cerebral assasin, king of kings and the game.

5th - The Rock
If The Rock was not a good actor, I would have place him at th 6th position. Also known as the poeple's champion, his real name is Dwayne Douglas Johnson and his finishers are people's elbow and rock bottom. He is born in Hayward, California.

6th - Rey Mysterio
Mexicans are proud of him. Americans are proud of him. We are proud of him. Why? It's because he has a small body but able to take on wrestlers much bigger than him and his great technicality and swiftness in wrestling. His real name is Oscar Gutierrez and he took his first breathe at Chula Vista, California. His nickname is el super duper nino which translates into the super duper kid. His finishers are 619, diving splash, west coast pop and frog splash as a tribute to eddie guerrero

7th - John Cena
He has that stage presence and carries with him the pride of America. I've placed him at a last because he's a rapper and I hate rappers except for eminem. His real name is John Felix Anthony and is born in West Newbury, Massachusetts. His finishers are FU, spin-out powerbomb and STF. His most famous nickname is the champ.

A Hard Day's Night By The Beatles

Here's a list of the things that I've done over the holidays. After going through the list, you'll understand why I seldom get bored during the holidays. Many died of boredom during the holidays because they are boring people and they do no do a variety of stuffs unlike me and some crazy people even say they want to go back to school, how crazy!

Here are the things that I've watched, firstly all the episodes of Kenan & Kel and it's 2 movies. Secondly, all the episodes of Mind Your Language. Thirdly, X-men Evolution. Adding on, U.S Apprentice Season 7,9,10 and U.K Junior Apprentice. U.S Apprentice Season 7 was the most entertaining and I recommend you to watch it. I've also watched videos posted by Niga Higa and Ray William Johnson.

I've also worked at the zoo for a pathetic duration of 4 days but it was a very valuable experience and every time when I come home from work, I sleep straight away because it's been A HARD DAY'S NIGHT For my fitness, I went swimming and played street soccer with ex-Fuchun students and also current Fuchun Students. Despite that, my stomach still looks like an inflated balloon which I think is the result of drinking too much water. I also went to my good friend's house, JBrien accompanied with Joshya and Muhaimin. We watched movies, played computer games and board games and ate delicous food prepared by his mother. We also played pool together but we were poor so we only played several times.

Besides watching movies and episodes on the comp, I've played Napoleon Total War, Age of Empires 2 and also update my facebook and blog. I've also improved my bass skills thanks to Dmanlamius but it's still like shit. Lastly, I've played Shogun 2 Total War demo version, and I can't wait to buy that game but firstly, I really need to buy a handphone.

Blonde, Bad And Beautiful By Airbourne

I can't have tattoos, but my car has tattoos(vinyls)
I can't drink alcohol, but my car consumes alcohol(oil)
I can't smoke, but my car emitts smoke(carbon monoxide)
I can't gamble on races, but my car is in races
I can't molest, but my car is molested by many
I can't watch pornography, but my car is BLONDE, BAD AND BEAUTIFUL
I can only ride my wife, but many women will ride my car