Slither By Velvet Revolver

Damn it man, internet is lagging and because of that, I can't play Need for Speed World. So to kill my boredom, I'm gonna post again, this time, it's about my Top 7 favourite wrestlers.

1ST - Undertaker
I love everything about him. His persona,relevance to death, the all black theme, the serious impassive face and especially the hardcore wrestling with blood splattered in your face. Also known as The Phenom & The Deadman, his finishing moves are chokeslam, hell's gate, last ride, and of course tombstone piledriver. His real name is Mark William Calaway and hails from Houston, Texas which explains his cowboy hat.

2ND - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Snakes SLITHER and so does Stone Cold when he unleashes his finishing move, the Stone Cold stunner. Stun gun and million dollar dream are also his finishing moves. The fued between him and Vince Mcmahon was the greatest in WWE history and for that I've placed him at the 2nd spot. His real name is Steve James Anderson and comes from Edna, Texas. Since Stone Cold left WWE, WWE became bullshit because there was so much talking and little hard core wrestling. His nickname though is the Texas rattlesnake.

3RD - Shawn Michaels
Not one of the biggest body, but he's in the hall of fame. Full of energy and a no nonsense attitude, that's why he's 3rd. Pity all the wrestlers who have been sweet chin music-ed by him because it looks like it really hurts. His real name is Michael Shawn Hickenbottom. He was born is Chandler, Arizona but grew up in San Antonio, Texas which again explains the cowboy hat. I am so gonna buy for myself a cowboy hat when I grow up. Other of his finishers are modified figure four leglock and teardrop suplex. His nicknames are the heart break kid and showstopper.

4TH - Triple H
Triple H + Shawn Michaels = D-Generation X > Undertaker + Kane = Brothers of Destruction. Not many know this but Triple H is a simplified version of his original ring name Hunter Hearst Helmsley. His real name though is Paul Michael Levesque and is born in Nashua, New Hampshire. His finsihers are pedigree and pedigree pandemonium. His nicknames are the cerebral assasin, king of kings and the game.

5th - The Rock
If The Rock was not a good actor, I would have place him at th 6th position. Also known as the poeple's champion, his real name is Dwayne Douglas Johnson and his finishers are people's elbow and rock bottom. He is born in Hayward, California.

6th - Rey Mysterio
Mexicans are proud of him. Americans are proud of him. We are proud of him. Why? It's because he has a small body but able to take on wrestlers much bigger than him and his great technicality and swiftness in wrestling. His real name is Oscar Gutierrez and he took his first breathe at Chula Vista, California. His nickname is el super duper nino which translates into the super duper kid. His finishers are 619, diving splash, west coast pop and frog splash as a tribute to eddie guerrero

7th - John Cena
He has that stage presence and carries with him the pride of America. I've placed him at a last because he's a rapper and I hate rappers except for eminem. His real name is John Felix Anthony and is born in West Newbury, Massachusetts. His finishers are FU, spin-out powerbomb and STF. His most famous nickname is the champ.