You Shook Me All Night Long By AC/DC

Shafiqah - My first crush. Reflecting back, it was very cute because it was when I was about 5 or 6 years old. Can't really remember how it started but we spent our days together only in kindergarten classes. Well what'd you expect? A fancy restaurant? I remembered crawling beside each other and I guess we were just playing a fool back then. I think we were like only attached for a week or a month or so. I didn't really know what happened after that. Well I saw her about a month ago under my block and we were like"hey I remember you!" and the conversation ended abruptly because the lift was waiting for me. She was waiting with her "minah" friend and she also looked like a "minah" but with a higher class. Facebook link - I should have asked her when I met her at the lift lobby. Damn.

Farhati - My second crush and she also turned out to be a "minah" in the later years. I poured out my feelings to her on an exercise book. Then, I carelessly gave her my maths exercise book and she read it and was impressed with it. I read her face and then realised I gave her the wrong book. When the real book was given to her, she immediately fell in love. Sometime later, she went to the toilet with her friends and I followed. Going back to class, my teacher scolded me because I went to the girls toilet and surprise, surprise, Farhati told the teacher that lie. The next thing you know, we're done. It only lasted a few hours. How pathetic. It all happened when I was 8 years old and I saw her again when I visited Si Ling Primary School during Teacher's Day. I witnessed her kissing one of her guy friends, and that really surprised me. Facebook link - Could have asked her during Teacher's Day, but now she's a slut, so there's no point.

Angie - I had a crush on her hen I was 10 years old till 12 years old. Had a crush on her because she was cute and it ended because I gave up on her. Best memory of her is when she played badminton with me and her mother. Never going to be attracted to her again because she listens to K-pop and she just isn't me type. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=671113217

Wanee - I never had a crush on her but she had a crush on me and that was when i was 14 years old. So we spent several days together though I wouldn't say we were officially attached. We parted our ways when she knew I was using her and I deeply apologise for that. Now she's into all these hip-hop dance crew and all that which I'm not into. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/Sayanggg

Cheryana - She's the hottest girl on my list. She was one of my brother's ex and he also regretted she breaking up with him because she turned out to be drop dead georg when she grew up when she grew up. She broke up with him because he was with Wanee when they were together and this all happened when he was 11 years old. I knew of Wanee and Cheryana through my brother but I do not take sloppy seconds. Sadly, the crush slowly died because I never talked to her. Now it's just an infatuation. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1536021072

Aniqah - Had a crush on her when I was 14 years old. Many sms-es sent to and fro. Fell in love with her because of her personality and the common musical taste but it never grew from there because it was never taken to the next level. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/nikettes?ref=ts

Ervika - Not sure when I had a crush on her but sure it was in secondary school. She's a mix of class and cuteness. What I like most about her is her voice and I found that out by watching a video of her making a prank call to her classmates. That's a definitely a fun girl. Lastly, she has this cool name, Trinny, so her name is Ervika Trinny, not tranny, Now it's just a minimal infatuation. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000154315156

Yvonne - She's you not-so-typical "ah lian" that plays DOTA and she has a very beautiful face. I and my friends were conversing about her at the school canteen and two of her classmates overheard us and I told them that I had a crush on her and told them to keep it a secret. Now, it's not a crush, neither is it an infatuation. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/VoN.vOn.x3?ref=ts

Somaline - She's exotic. Bloody exotic. Chinese blood from her father and Thai from her mother. The sexiest things about her is her mysteriousness. She has a very impassive face and sometimes it scares you because not many girls are like that. She's the second most beautiful on this list by a small margin. I think about 6 weeks ago, I saw her and her mother at the gym. Only did I found out that her mother has a sexy tattoo above her buttocks, however, Somaline bored me at the gym because she was only at two machines throughout the entire time at the gym. I remembered being in the same group with her during Secondary 2 camp and I how wished I was in the same class as her to get to know her better. There was also a time when I slept at her chalet and her friends and sister's friends were also there. We played truth or dare and one of her friends dared me to do a pole dance at a tree when a stranger walked passed by. After completing the dare, she kind of had a smile on her face. I will always be infatuated by her. Facebook link - She deleted her Facebook due to some unknown reasons.

Hazimah - Had a crush on her when I was 16 years old and I knew her through my brother, no surprise there and she was also his ex. We chatted on the net a lot and we studied together only for once and that was the only time I saw her eye to eye. I left her studying alone because I needed to go somewhere. Looking back, I shouldn't have left her. My crush was eradicated when she found a new boyfriend. Just like a line from a Malay song "Jangan tunggu lama-lama, nanti lama-lama, nanti diambil orang" which translates to do not take a long time because somebody else might take her. However it was just an infatuation, so not worth asking for stead. Conversations with her are great because she is playful and teases here and there. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/zim4ality

Izalia - Her decency and humbility that she carries within herself makes her beautiful. Chatting with her via sms-es is the best compared to other girls. She loves comedy and so do I. Sad thing though, she listens to K-pop, which is a big turn-off for me and the sadder thing is that it's usually me who start sending the sms-es, so, it's seldom her starting the conversation. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/miraizalia

Atiqah - My current crush and the strongest so far. You see, Atiqah, YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG. This is because she's religous, smart, strong, great musical taste and takes a walk on the wild side. Back when I was 14 years old, I was cyber-bullied by her and one of her friends, Shafiqah Othman Hamzah and they teased me black jokes because my nickname was Black Death. It was a fun experience because the conversation was lively. About a year later, my brother asked me to pass him my textbook at the library and so I did. I was surprised when I saw Atiqah over there, I didn't know my brother knew her. She used my brother's handphone and texted me to hang around with them. I refused because of the akwardness and I was feeling shy back then. After our O levels ended, she asked me and my brother to accompany her to buy an electric guitar and girls who play electric guitar are way sexier than those who play acoustic. Facebook link - http://www.facebook.com/tiqqies

Funny little thing you see, I've watched a video at Youtube that says when you sincerely love Allah, you won't fall in love with any women/girls. Now I'm confused, should I or should I not be attached? Point to note, in a relationship, it's you, your girlfriend/boyfriend and the devil.